The ump is blind!
That wasn’t a strike!
Yes, that’s what we often hear when we are at the ball park. Especially if that ballpark is Citizen’s Bank Park. Because Philly phans are extremely vociferous.
Continue reading YerrrrrrrrrOut!
Yes, I know today is only the 29th day of April. Which means there’s two more days until the 1rst of May.
Continue reading Mayday! Mayday!
The Ten Plagues. Dam, Tzfardaya, Kinim.. In English: Blood. Frogs. Lice. Wild Beasts. Pestilence. Boils. Hail. Locusts. Darkness. Slaying of the First-born.
Continue reading The 7th Night of Pesach.
Do you remember when Gary Southern and Carl Kennedy poisoned the waters of West Virginia? Their “Freedom Industries” chemical plant dumped toxic compounds into the rivers where folks obtained their drinking water. Were they punished? Not yet- and it’s been 5 years.
Continue reading And not a drop to drink
Ah, yes.
A phone call. Around 9 at night. From someone claiming they are investigating the Social Security fraud I perpetrated.
Continue reading Incompetence all around
Tonight begins the holiday of Passover. And, since tonight also begins the Sabbath, the celebrations will be just a little longer. And, a little bit more celebratory.
Continue reading And, it happened in the middle of the night
Back when I was the managing partner of Kosher Depot (the largest provider of kosher food specialties to the catering and restaurant industry), we began selling a bunch of pre-washed spinach, lettuce, and cabbage.
Thirteen months ago, I shared some data that was alarming me. (I do hope it scared you as well.) That our phones- even if we have location services turned off- record all sorts of data and upload it to various folks. To use against us? Hmm…
Continue reading We are for sale
Now that the tax season is officially over (even though I was presented an additional 6 ‘opportunities’ last night after midnight), I will recount some funny things that occupy the rest of my year.
Continue reading Priority Practitioner Line
